You have selected Light 3, the Match!
An economical choice! As you know, transsexual/gender Americans are much more likely to live in Povertal than the average cisist, so Thrift and Dollar-Consciousness are even more important for our strange community. The typical genderist who lights her tree traditionally, with Candles, spends money both on the candles AND on the matches used to light them; it is a very smart move, therefore, to simply nestle lit Matches among the tree-boughs, cutting out the middle-man! Perhaps we should call you Wendie Carlowse, because you are one Brilliant Trans! You may proceed to Present.
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